I became a vengeance demon again for a short time, but then the guy who I (still) love convinced me to get my mortality back. My boss killed my other vengeance demon friend, and wham! Human again.
Don't mention bunnies. Please.
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-she stares at her, her eyes still wide as she listens to her, nodding her head a little to confirm Spike and Angelus’ relationship- …I really feel a lot better now. Thanks. -there’s a hint of sarcasm in her voice, realizing she asked a question- Oh, my girlfriend lives there. She’s like Angelus’ daughter? Not literally…well, kind of. He’s like a great so many great grandfather or something.
-she sighs at the confirmation- Damn. Oh, and no problem. -doesn’t really sense the sarcasm, but narrows her eyes in confusion- Oh, so… you’re lesbian? Like Willow! Good for you! But… Angelus is a grandfather? Wow, that’s funny. I never met him as a human, but from the stories I’ve heard, he definitely liked having orgasms. His sire was a whore, I think. Literally.
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Okay, I am very tired.
I need the sleep so I can be coherent tomorrow.
Good night! 
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-grins and nods- Good! You are smart. I like you very much. -once again nods her head, an offhanded look to her face- Yeah, Spike. William the Bloody, if you prefer. From what Halfrek told me, he was a real dork when he was a human. -laughs- But really, you’ve seen him? How is he lately?
Spike. William the Bloody. Why—why do they call him that? -again, she was talking about stuff she didn’t understand, mentioning weird names- Yeah, I saw him today. I was at his house. Or Angelus’ house. Whoever lives there. They’re like a thing, or something. I tried to make brownies and sort of set the kitchen on fire and then I threw a spatula at Spike, because it was totally his fault. He’s an ass. I think he hates me.
They call him Spike because he used to drive railroad spikes through the heads of his victims, and William the Bloody because of is ‘bloody awful poetry’ or something. I never really payed attention to Halfrek’s stories. Wait a minute… Angelus? You mean… Angel’s lost his soul again? Good grief! You’d think he was allergic to it or something! -pauses as the information sinks in- Spike and Angelus are orgasm friends? Oh my god. That’s a plan-ruiner if I ever heard one. I guess Spike lost his soul, as well. Crap. Why were you at their house in the first place? And don’t worry about the brownie thing. One time, when Buffy tried to make a Thanksgiving dinner, Xander caught syphilis from these native american spirit-things, and they tried to kill us all. The dinner turned out fine, though. Spike hates a lot of people, don’t worry.
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-quirks an eyebrow at the girl- Wow, you believed that? I mean, yeah. I’m not a demon. Or an ex-demon. Yes. -nods her head furiously- William the Bloody? Well, I guess his more recent name is Spike. -offhandedly- He’s pretty cool, you know. I mean, this one time, we were both drunk, and ranting about our exes, and then we-
Uh… Xander told me I shouldn’t explain my private life in pubic. Oops. Anyways, Xander was… well, we were going to get married, but he stood be up, the righteous bastard! Went back to being a demon after that. I mean, no I didn’t. I was never a demon.
Bunnies are the bane of the Earth’s existence. Don’t trust them.
For the sake of this rambling conversation, I’m going to pretend you are not a demon. Or an ex-demon. You are a girl that works in show business and knows about demony stuff. -she nods a little, but the look on her face goes to wide-eyes surprised at the mention of Spike- Whoa, wait a second. Did you say Spike? I know Spike.
-grins and nods- Good! You are smart. I like you very much. -once again nods her head, an offhanded look to her face- Yeah, Spike. William the Bloody, if you prefer. From what Halfrek told me, he was a real dork when he was a human. -laughs- But really, you’ve seen him? How is he lately?
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Lydia? She sounds familiar. I think she was the Watcher that was obsessed with William the Bloody. -narrows her eyes for a moment- Xander usually told me when I would start to ramble. I haven’t seen him in a while… -a sad look crosses her face, but it passes as she moves on- Of course I’m a good ex-demon! I mean, no! I’m not a demon! I’ve never been a demon! What are you talking about? Ha! Funny joke. -she laughs- I wouldn’t hurt anyone! You know, unless they were a bunny. Or trying to rob my store.
-she stares at her as she rambles on, watching the expressions that cross her face and trying to follow everything she’s saying- Okay, you’re not a demon. I can dig that. -she smiled at her- And I don’t know about William the Bloody, or an obsession or anything like that. Or Xander or—what’s wrong with bunnies?
-quirks an eyebrow at the girl- Wow, you believed that? I mean, yeah. I’m not a demon. Or an ex-demon. Yes. -nods her head furiously- William the Bloody? Well, I guess his more recent name is Spike. -offhandedly- He’s pretty cool, you know. I mean, this one time, we were both drunk, and ranting about our exes, and then we-
Uh… Xander told me I shouldn’t explain my private life in pubic. Oops. Anyways, Xander was… well, we were going to get married, but he stood be up, the righteous bastard! Went back to being a demon after that. I mean, no I didn’t. I was never a demon.
Bunnies are the bane of the Earth’s existence. Don’t trust them.
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The last time I met Faith, she was… well, she wasn’t in jail, at least. That was a while ago. Buffy, she’s the one you should meet. She’s… well, I haven’t seen her in a while, either, but… you know. I knew her for a long time. You have a Watcher? I thought they all died… except for Giles… -offhandedly- Most girls don’t really know when they’re a Potential. Sure, they might get a few dreams, feel the unaccomplished feeling throughout their entire lives, but since that spell, I guess that isn’t really a problem. Ex-demons? Psh! Yeah, they sound impossible, don’t they? Ha! Well, you know, maybe they didn’t want to be one, because they, uh, felt bad about what they did, so their boss used some hocus-pocus magic and then… BAM! You’re human again! Of course, your best friend is dead, because she was the sacrifice, but -
I mean, yeah. Hocus-pocus ritual. I need to work on my lying skills.
I guess some Watchers survived. Lydia did. -she frowned a bit as she followed what she was saying, trying to stay with her train of thought- I thought I rambled -she muttered, then smiled a little- So, you’re a good demon, err, ex-demon then? Not going to attack me or anything like that. You seem pretty cool and I’d hate to have to hit you or anything, you know?
Lydia? She sounds familiar. I think she was the Watcher that was obsessed with William the Bloody. -narrows her eyes for a moment- Xander usually told me when I would start to ramble. I haven’t seen him in a while… -a sad look crosses her face, but it passes as she moves on- Of course I’m a good ex-demon! I mean, no! I’m not a demon! I’ve never been a demon! What are you talking about? Ha! Funny joke. -she laughs- I wouldn’t hurt anyone! You know, unless they were a bunny. Or trying to rob my store.
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Willow was my friend! Well, kind of. I mean, we worked together a lot, when there was only Buffy and Faith. -in a stage-whisper- Willow just tapped into the power source and made all Potentials into Slayers. It was Buffy’s idea. -in a normal voice- So, you’re one of them? That is fascinating! -suddenly worried- You don’t… you’re okay with ex-demons, right? Because, those are totally harmless and don’t want to hurt anybody! -frowning- Well, I thought it was at least a little bit convincing. You weren’t fooled at all?
Faith…I met Faith. And I heard about Buffy from my Watcher. Well, I guess she’s my Watcher. We really haven’t talked a whole lot, but she gave me a book and I’ve been reading it. I didn’t even know I was a potential, but one day I just suddenly had these abilities and weird messed up dreams…-she trailed off when the other woman looked worried- Ex-demon? How do you stop being a demon? I don’t think I’ve read that far. And no, it wasn’t convincing at all…
The last time I met Faith, she was… well, she wasn’t in jail, at least. That was a while ago. Buffy, she’s the one you should meet. She’s… well, I haven’t seen her in a while, either, but… you know. I knew her for a long time. You have a Watcher? I thought they all died… except for Giles… -offhandedly- Most girls don’t really know when they’re a Potential. Sure, they might get a few dreams, feel the unaccomplished feeling throughout their entire lives, but since that spell, I guess that isn’t really a problem. Ex-demons? Psh! Yeah, they sound impossible, don’t they? Ha! Well, you know, maybe they didn’t want to be one, because they, uh, felt bad about what they did, so their boss used some hocus-pocus magic and then… BAM! You’re human again! Of course, your best friend is dead, because she was the sacrifice, but -
I mean, yeah. Hocus-pocus ritual. I need to work on my lying skills.
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